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7 Funny Replies That Work Online!

By: Ovi Dogar

If you have spend some time talking online, you
know there are some question that women ask you
all the time. How to answer to these question to
make sure that you are getting her attention and
interest?

Just try using next lines:

1.When she is questioning you about your marital
status just say: “Well, my dog hates the way I do
coffee, it hopes I will find someone else that
will make him a coffee every morning”

2.What is your age? “I am a little child... when
I am sleeping, a mature man when I am making
decisions and an exploring teenager when I have
the opportunity to talk with an interesting woman”

3.Do you have children? It is a simple question
to reply but you can say more than yes/no, and
earn some points. So..If you Do Have Kids you can
answer “Oh yes, I have...(a 2 years old boy), he
is a nice kid, and he is very responsible for my
haircut.” :) If you don't have kids: “No, I don't
have kids yet. I'm still looking for the woman
willing to take the risk of having good looking
kids, like me. :))“

4.What happened with your ex ? This is a hard
question, don't give specific details, be serious
and pass quickly over this subject. You can say
something like : “I never joke about my love life.
We just didn't match with each other/We couldn't
pass over some problems together. and decided to
go on on separate ways.”

5.What are you doing for living? What is your job?
Now, maybe you are hating your job but don't let
her know that. Be enthusiastic and positive: “I
am working in (domain) and I really like to wake
up every morning with such a job. Sometime I
forget putting my socks on in my hurry to reach
at work”.

6.What kind of relationship are you after?“ I
really want to find someone that can take me as I
am, someone that can accept how gorgeous I am. :)
“.

7.What are you doing in your spare time?“ I haven'
t to much spare time but I rely like to... (read
GOOD books / watch GOOD TV Shows / listen GOOD
music / share GREAT time with my friends).” You
have to be selective and a little demanding...
make her understand that you are not just wasting
your time anyhow and with anybody available. So
she will feel good that you are spending YOUR
time with her.

The idea is that you have to be funny but serious
at the same time. Make her curious, with every
question you are answering her you have to make
her want to know more about you. Just be
different, be original.

Good luck and have fun!

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